mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea

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i-am-big-foot:

Just saying. They seem to know who they ship.

yanilavigne:

More quotes? 

nickj-is-off-the-chain:

“Halfway home.. 2 flights down one more to go 😳😳” via @adamjosephj (instagram)

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: youmakemelaugh.info)

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(Source: youhavetoloveyourselffirst)

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

when somebody innocently mentions Winnipeg

maybe-theres-hope:

THAT’S IN CANADA

THEIR FACE:

ME:

basically

(Source: ghostofyous)

Bitch please.

Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.